Even Fifth Graders Recognize that I'm an Asshole

My brother arrived home yesterday from his military base in North Carolina. It is the first time I've seen him since we drove from Groveland, Massachusetts to Marina Del Ray, CA (Los Angeles Area) the day after Christmas to make sure he made it safely to his base for bomb school. So, to mark the occasion I elected to spend the day with him teaching Social Studies at my former elementary school; in my mother's class.

The lesson was on The American Revolution. I asked the class of fifth graders, who looked like second graders, who originally settled New York City and what European Nation the first settlers hailed from: New Amsterdam and the Dutch. Right. I was rather impressed.

Anyway, apparently my mother told them the story about how I got arrested the last week of high school for planting fake-ticking-alarm-clock-bombs throughout the school. One noted, "I can tell why he's the one who got sarrested." I guess it is a complement that a 10 year old recognizes my "fuck the world" attitude. 

Thanks Mom. 

Love,

SMM

P. S. 

I spent tonight playing with my friend Jackson's dad's two World Series Trophies. 

I love my life.

Senator Specter, You are a Dilt.

Spygate? 

Are you fucking kidding me? 

Senator Specter (R-PA) can honestly suck himself if he wants to continue spending tax dollars on an independent Congressional investigation on whether or not the Patriots taped the Rams' Superbowl walkthrough in 2002. 

First of all Arlen, do you think that everyone forgets you are a die-hard Eagles fan? I'm guessing you believe if you can prove the Patriots taped a walkthrough from seven years ago, which has been definitively determined by the head of the governing body of the National Football League, commissioner Roger Goodell, to be simply untrue, that you'll be able to raise doubt about the Patriots ass-kicking of your beloved Eagles three years later...NO! 

Do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP. There are many other issues that deserve your attention like say...ANYTHING other than fucking football. This is absolutely outrageous and Arlen, you a fucking moron.

Perhaps an independent Congressional investigation into the contents of Dunkin Donuts' coffee would be more appropriate. It there isn't crack in it, someone is lying. 

Love you,

SMM